Pickleball / Black
Dink Responsibly
A sensible public-service announcement delivered by Chad’s face exploding through a pickleball.
Unofficial Chad Rubin merchandise
Chad’s
Closet.
Six shirts. Two sports. One face that apparently belongs on everything.
NOW LIVEChoose a shirt below to select your size and order securely through Printful.
The 2026 collection
Pick your problem.
Designed for the court, the arcade, and confusing strangers at the grocery store.
Pinball / Charcoal
Tilt Happens
For those rare moments when the machine was definitely wrong and you did absolutely nothing.
Pickleball / Royal Blue
I Came. I Saw. I Dinked.
History remembers its conquerors. The kitchen line remembers Chad.
Both sports / Red
Balls of Steel
Part paddle. Part pinball. Entirely more heroic than the situation calls for.
Pickleball / Cream
Kitchen Closed
No reservations. No takeout. Absolutely no volleys past this line.
Pinball / Purple
Multiball Is My Cardio
Three balls in play, two flippers working, and one extremely questionable fitness plan.
Printed on demand